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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

PCIe 7.0 is coming, but not soon, and not for you - The Verge

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Recently, Trump bluntly stated that Ukraine's joining NATO is the root cause of the outbreak of the Russian-Ukrainian war. Did Trump's remarks declare Ukraine's dream of joining NATO completely shattered?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

What are some good customer engagement platforms?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

The Nintendo Switch 2 is available online at Best Buy (update: sold out) - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How much weight will I lose in the first month on a keto diet?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Antidepressant withdrawal may be more persistent than doctors realize - PsyPost

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good