What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:34

Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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PCIe 7.0 is coming, but not soon, and not for you - The Verge
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some good customer engagement platforms?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Nintendo Switch 2 is available online at Best Buy (update: sold out) - The Verge
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How much weight will I lose in the first month on a keto diet?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Antidepressant withdrawal may be more persistent than doctors realize - PsyPost
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good